FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

TURN OFF YOUR OTHER PHONE AND DO NOT TURN IT ON AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE ALONE AND SAFE BECAUSE THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED ON.

AGAIN I REPEAT:

OCTOBER 4, 2023

THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED BACK ON.

SO ONLY POWER IT BACK ON WHEN IT IS SAFE TO DO SO.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

If this doesn't make sense, then good news it's not for or about you but still reblog it because you never know who may need to know this.

Reblog and add more tags.

There’s just a whole lot of reasons someone may need to be aware of/prepared for this, so boosting

“Why can’t I just magically fix this” “Why isn’t there a magic cure” “Why won’t all just go away, like magic”

Because WIZARDS are UNDERfunded in this country

Contact your local government representative via the ol’ Molotov Express to demand more money for wizards

oH, yOu'RE sO UnDErFunDed...

You got me there American Train System… you got me there

Evil Achievement Unlocked:

Pointless Infighting Solves Everything

Yeah resentment will solve our problems, solidarity is for nerds

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit

walking home together

HUARHDGDBSHSJFJSALGLE

Coelacanth Café in Numazu, Shizuoka. If you even care!

i am never talking to a cishet person again. did you know some of these people believe that watching porn is cheating

queers are out here having five dimensional sex and cishets are living in the stone age...... we have to enlighten them......

#I know a guy whose ex made him stop masturbating cause she said it counted as cheating

WE HAVE TO FUCKING HELP THEM WHAT DO YOU MEAN MASTURBATING IS CHEATING . CHEATING WITH WHO.

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